yellenabelova:

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The only parallel to ever exist btw

fractangle:

breaking: lil nas x to rebrand as lil nas twitter

shining-dawn:

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twocarsonenight:

i cannot emphasize enough how much elon musk is very much not killing twitter on purpose. he is not that smart. you are giving him too much credit. he makes cars that melt. a few weeks ago a billionaire imploded several other billionaires and himself in the ocean because of this same brand of born-rich brainworms. destroying a social media site because of a petty, long held grudge over his paypal co-founders not letting him rename that to “X” is not a stretch.

tiwaztyrsfist:

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soberscientistlife:

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Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.

This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.

Just because I find a lot of people don’t quite always grok Percents with Decimals.

9% = 9 pennies out of 1 dollar.

0.9% = 9 pennies out of 10 dollars

0.09% = 9 pennies out of 100 dollars.

Disney could settle this with 9 pennies out of every $100

Netflix could settle this with 21 pennies out of every $100. If you pay $15 a month for netflix, they only need to set THREE PENNIES from your $15 aside to pay the actors.

WB - 11 pennies out of every $100

Paramount - 15 pennies out of every $100

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lafortis:

hatingongodot:

I learned what sun poisoning is recently and now I keep getting scared when I see suspiciously pink white people out and about during the day. Like dude get back inside you’re in danger

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meow-for-eboys:

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this guy won life

this is an L imagine being seduced by your chess opponent in a dress like that isn’t the oldest play in the Conniving Vizier handbook… expect arsenic in your wine within the week

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